16. Having more time

White people used to like having more time to devote to their sundry interests. Now there's no time for any of that. No awesome blog entries. No golf. No masturbating. Nothing. There’s just no time.

It’s their own damn fault, knocking-up other white people just to keep the numbers in their favor. Now, white people have to go out there and get a job to support their family. And that job can really get in the way sometimes.

Frankly, it pisses some white people off ...